yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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