I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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