Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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