Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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