Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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