oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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