It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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