Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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