I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I have aggressive nipples.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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