Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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