Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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