piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
no, he came in my armpit
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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