Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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