i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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