garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Operation Purity has been aborted
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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