why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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