So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I cut my penus on the lid.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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