Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Randomize
