spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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