Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
