is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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