I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
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