As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
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