Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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