what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Actions speak louder than pants.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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