Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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