They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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