so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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