he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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