Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I wish there were birth control emojis
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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