Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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