Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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