That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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