Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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