the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
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