Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Randomize
