wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
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