Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
your room smells of hookers.
And success
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I have aggressive nipples.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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