White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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