I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Randomize
