Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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