You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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