i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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