Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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