She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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