There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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