I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
We're too hungover to prance.
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