To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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