I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
that's an acceptable place to lick
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
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