I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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