So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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