haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
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