I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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