Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
If I had your ass I would rule the world
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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