another moral hangover. fuck.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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