so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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