508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
