So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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